I have a job interview today, but from the minute I woke up this morning I have been bloated and have had sharp pains in my stomach. I will spare you the details of my unpleasant bowel movements this morning, but know this: they were unpleasant.
I DON'T want to go to this interview. I feel like crap and have no idea what to say to any one. All they are going to see when they look at me is a fat disgusting slob. I don't fit into any of my nice clothes that I would like to wear and I am afraid that what I have picked out clashes.
Think positive thoughts for me? Bleah.