It's that time of the year

Yes, folks, it is time.
The time of the year where I have to throw caution to the wind, adjust my calorie intake and and give the middle finger to nutrition.

What am I talking about?

Eleven months out of the year I would not set foot in a McDonald's. I get a contact heart attack just driving by the place.

However...

I would give my firstborn for a Shamrock Shake.

Say what you will about the lack of real flavor or the fact that 16 oz of shake has almost 600 calories. I will consume nothing else in my day if I have to.